Nobody’s Equal

North Korea apparently has a missile.
Who’d have guessed? They claim it to be a “shuttle” that they intend to “launch” in a few weeks. Here’s how this entire thing translates. The bad news is that we’re not going to be shooting their missile out of the air. The good news is that we’re going to [...]

Budget Cuts

My school is going through budget cuts, meaning they cut out teachers and activities and certain things that the students enjoy. Then they keep positions such as, oh I don’t know, gardener or school painter. Well at least the school can LOOK nice.
I’m going to bust open a huge secret. BUDGET CUTS DO NOT EXIST. [...]

We All Have Nobody

I am going to eventually move far far away.
It’s a great thing to be so fucking far away from everyone in my family that I never have to see, hear or speak to any of them EVER again. All I ever do is get criticized for my beliefs and opinions, then attacked when I retaliate [...]

My Wife, Alex

I hate it when couples look alike, it’s creepy. But it certainly doesn’t help when they have the same NAME as well.
My girlfriend told me that at her school, there’s a girl with a boys name. It made me think back to my old high school where there was a boy named Angel. That’s a [...]

Sissy’s Thang

So apparently, my girlfriends father has programmed into his cell phone, my number. That’s pretty cool, her dad is awesome. Here’s the not so awesome part. He’s programmed me in as “Sissy’s Thang”-Sissy being his petname for her. I think I can honestly, without a doubt and hands down, that “thang” is THE MOST insulting [...]