Dear women of the faith,
God WANTS you to take it up the butt for the bible!
Yeah, apparently, according to this website (http://www.sexinchrist.com/) God wants women to have anal sex. Before this, I was an Atheist, now I believe everything God has ever said. If God is telling women to have Anal, how can a guy NOT love him?! It’s such a ridiculous page. It says the benefits are not getting pregnant and keeping your “virginity”. Well see here’s the problem with the word “Virginity”. It depends on the persons definition. Sometimes to a group of people, losing your virginity means having any sexual contact with another person, whether it’s oral or whatever. To the other group, they define losing your virginity as vaginal intercourse. It depends on who you talk to. In fact it says that RIGHT HERE:
“Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.”
So what else does God want us to do? Well let’s see. Here’s the list of topics on their site:
That’s lovely. So is there like, a group you can join? Go round the country, the nation, spreading the wonderful word of Christian Sex? Something like “Fisting Vaginas For Jesus?” or “Suck A Cock For Christ?”. That’d be wonderful. I’d join that and I don’t even BELIEVE in this stuff. I mean, how can Christians be against BDSM & Bondage? They walk around with necklaces of a guy NAILED TO A PEICE OF WOOD. And there’s already catholic porn. I look at catholic schoolgirls all the damn time! The idea that someone spread this makes me love the insanity of Christianity even more. You can pretty much say God said whatever these days and most people will believe it because hardly anyone reads the bible or anything anymore.
In fact, the only thing I got out of this besides a good laugh was a great band name.
The Fisting Vaginas.
m@rk
