Archive for March 19, 2009

Tears, Vomit & Orgasms

Posted in Uncategorized on March 19, 2009 by vandelayinc

According to a scientist, people can get off on vomiting and crying.

One woman specifically stated that she could have multiple orgasms just by thinking and visualizing another person vomiting, and another one said she’d have multiple orgasms WHILE vomiting. A man stated that he’d came while crying. The reason is because of endomorphins. When you have an orgasm, you release brain chemicals known as endomorphins, and that’s what makes you feel good and relaxed afterwards. But these two forms of releasing said endomorphins is just a bit…odd, don’t you think? I’ve seen porn where the woman is crying during it, and it actually seems as if she’s enjoying it more, possibly because she’s getting more pleasure because she’s receiving both, and not just one, form of sexual energy.

I’m just wondering what the appeal of vomiting is? I mean, the crying I can see. To some men, they want to feel in control during sex and if a woman cries and feels helpless, it makes the man feel like he’s in charge and I’m not going to lie, I’ve asked my girlfriend to cry for me during. But it’s the vomiting one I want to focus on. I wonder if this is what’s going to become the natural way to masturbate as time goes on. Some teenage girl gets up and goes into the bathroom, sticks her fingers down her throat and throws up, screaming, “OOOOhhhh YEEAAAaaahhh!!!!” And of course, we’ll need a new term for it.

Necking.

A lot of the information I’ve gotten about sex has actually come from LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT which has introduced middle America to a lot of sex acts it was probably blissfully unaware of.

m@rk