Archive for March 20, 2009

Subconscious

Posted in Uncategorized on March 20, 2009 by vandelayinc

My subconscious is an ASSHOLE.

When I dream, I always have the most amazing dreams. Stuff I could NEVER do otherwise. Flying, buying stuff I don’t have the money for, moving out and getting my own place with my girlfriend. Then I wake up and realize that none of it happened. It’s basically my subconscious teasing me, saying, “Nah nah nah! Lookit what YOU can’t do!” Your subconscious is also an asshole ’cause they’ll also give you NIGHTMARES. It’s not bad enough that they have to show you things you can’t do and make you feel bad about it, or insecure about yourself, but now they’re going to scare the SHIT out of you. Thanks subconscious.

Your subconscious really is a jerk. It really can make you be scared or have fun, but it’s all things that’ll never happen. That’s the problem with your subconscious. The other problem is of course that it’ll keep memories you despise hidden deep in itself. Say you are a girl, and you were raped. But then a few years down the road, you get married. Your subconscious will ALWAYS bring up your despised memories at THE MOST inappropriate fuckin’ times. Like on your wedding night when you’re in the middle of the sex with your new husband, your subconscious will be a fuckin’ BUTTHOLE, and decide, “Hey! This is the PERFECT time to unearth those haunting memories!”

Your subconscious is just about the biggest asshole I’ve ever met. And you can’t stop it from torturing you, because it has you by the balls in that way as well. The only way to get your subconscious to stop torturing you, is for you to SHOOT yourself in the HEAD.

You’re fucked.

m@rk