My Wife, Alex

I hate it when couples look alike, it’s creepy. But it certainly doesn’t help when they have the same NAME as well.

My girlfriend told me that at her school, there’s a girl with a boys name. It made me think back to my old high school where there was a boy named Angel. That’s a GIRLS name, if you’re going to even humiliate a kid with the name to begin with. Couples with the same name has GOT to be creepy. What if your son just got met a girl at college and was bringing her home for the holidays?

“Hi Alex!”
“Hi mom! Mom, dad, this is my girlfriend, Alex.”

Carmen is the same thing, as in a unisex name. I don’t mind if couples look too much alike, or if they think alike. Me and my girlfriend think exactly the same, which is why we never argue. Which is weird, because I HATE myself. Charlie and Cody are the same way. I know when people have twins, they dress them the same, but to go to the length of naming your son and daughter Charlie and Charlie is FUCKING ridiculous. I do like girls with boys name-Chuck, for example-but if MY name was Chuck, I could never date her.

It would be awesome though to have a girlfriend with the same name and to get married. Because then my wife’s name would be Mark Wiland also. That way it’d be the perfect alibi, I could rob a bank and blame her! It’s bad enough to have couples have the same name, but when they have a son, the father wants to name it after himself. Then it becomes, “I’m Mark Wiland, this is my wife, Mark Wiland, and this is our son, Mark Wiland.”
That’s just fucking irritating. I don’t want three of me running around.

One of me is bad enough.

m@rk