Everyone does something just to bug other people, and I think I have picked a few of them. Some people love pushing other peoples buttons and making them angry, and what a better way to do that than some of the following theories:
CELL PHONES: I think some people get cell phones purely for the idea that they know their friends have been wanting them to get one, and will call them at times they don’t want to talk, so these people get cells phones purely for the idea that they will purposely not answer them. I know some people who never answer their cell phones. Isn’t the point of GETTING a cell phone so that you can be reached when you’re NOT AT HOME?! What are these people DOING? Do they get a call, look at it and go, “…nah.”? What’s going on here? And they KNOW it bugs people so they continue to do it.
SWEARING: This one goes straight to the kids. Kids KNOW that swearing will bug their parents and so they do it. Kids will ESPECIALLY swear when the loophole occurs. The loophole-for those of you who are unaware-is that if a chance to use the correct term for something that also doubles as a swear (IE: Female dog being bitch, Donkey being ass, ect.) THEY WILL TAKE IT because then they can argue that they weren’t swearing, they were merely using the right term!
DIAMOND LANE: I think some people use the diamond lane with nobody else in the car purely for the amusement factor that they KNOW other people will get angry at them, honk and get so angry that it ruins their day, especially if it’s in the morning on the way to work. This one actually goes for the people who park in Handicapped spots when they’re not handicapped as well.
I’m sure there are more, feel free to add your own. But you can’t just type them in the comments section or send them via e-mail. You have to write it down in a real written letter and then mail it to me WITH 5 dollars PER WORD. ‘Cause I know how angry that’ll make alot of you.
m@rk
