My dog is seriously ill.
She’s a great dane, so they don’t live very long to begin with. She has kidney problems, a lump in her throat, trouble breathing and her hips hurt. We’ve tried medicine, but she hasn’t eaten in a few days. We’ve tried putting bengay on her legs, and that seems to help a little. But we tried something different yesterday. Something…not a lot of people have probably tried.
We gave my dog marijuana.
Yeah, we gave a great dane…MARIJUANA. I’m not sure HOW it’s supposed to help, but it pretty much says in STONE now that my dog is the coolest EVER. She’s slept alot afterwards and ironically enough didn’t get the munchies, so I guess it didn’t work, but still, just to be able to say to people, “Yeah, we once gave my dog Marijuana” was worth the price of even trying it. I’ve got a question though. I mean, dogs ALREADY lay around all day as it IS, so would pot REALLY do anything?
The sad thing is that I get asked all the time if I want to do drugs with people I know and I always say no, I’m just not into it and I think it’s dumb. However, this now makes my dog more socially acceptable to my peers than I am. That’s right, my dog is more popular in my age group than I am.
Fuck my life.
m@rk
PS: I would like to state for the record, it was medicinal.
