Porky Pig’s A Terrorist
A pig coughs in Mexico and the ramifications are global.
So, here’s a few things people may have not thought about with this swine flu bullshit. First off, it’s hotter in Mexico. Germs need a hotter temperature. That’s why the cases of the swine flu in the US aren’t as bad as they are in Mexico, because it’s colder weather over here. Another thing to notice is that it has only killed Mexicans.
Wonderful, just what we need. Not only is it a virus, but it’s RACIST too. Could a virus get ANY worse?
Also, the fatalities in Mexico are much worse because of lack of access to health care. Let’s face it, Mexico IS FUCKING POOR. I’m not racist, I hate everyone with an equal passion. But seriously, they don’t have the means to fight it like we do. Our medical facilities may suck the cash out of our asses, but damnit they help most of the time. Even though I find it FUCKING ridiculous that you have to PAY to have your life saved. Just goes to show that money is more important than your fellow man.
Someone mentioned online that it may be able to be passed through pork products. Great, now Bacon is a weapon of mass destruction. THAT’S FANTASTIC. So far there have been 20 cases of the swine flu actually being around. California had 7, Kansas had 2, New York City had 8, Ohio had 1, Texas had 2. And people are calling it a a serious health crises? PLEASE. 20 cases does NOT warrant the CDC to employ a a national health crises. I’m sorry, it just FUCKING DOESN’T.
I mean, let me be honest. As far as this thing goes, it’s pretty well contained right now. The media puts the WORST stuff they can about it out there as a means to CONTROL you. Fear emits control into people, because then the scared look to their government for help-making the government seem awesome, which we’re all fully aware it ISN’T-without knowing they’re the ones putting the scariest and least stuff true out there. It’s all about control. That’s ALL it fucking boils down to once again.
And SARS didn’t last long, so this thing doesn’t stand a fucking chance. The only thing that DOES worry me is the racist aspect of the entire thing. So far we’ve had HIV, which is generally associated with African Americans. SARS came along, and that was associated with the chinese and asian ethnicity. Now this swine flu has come along and it’s associated with hispanic and latino’s. So, what, white people don’t get their own disease?
Pffft, just like them, tryin’ to keep a white brother down.
m@rk
April 29, 2009 at 2:34 am
SARS and the avian flu and anthrax were all supposed to kill us all. Why should this one be any different? Lots of hype, almost no facts, mass panic… remember when people were buying duct tape to secure their houses from biological and chemical weapons? Maybe this time they’ll stop eating bacon.
And hey, that just means more for the rest of us.
April 29, 2009 at 2:57 am
*movie announcer voice*
In a world where chaos runs free, and crime and corruption rule the streets, one man must fight back to defeat a new terror.
“News reports are bringing in new disturbing studies about a deadly terrorist illness that may just lead to a quarantine of the states, and you MAY be having it for lunch, more on this at 11″
After a deadly sandwich is released into the public, Gary Plant must FIGHT to survive.
“DON’T EAT THAT SANDWICH!”
*action music begins*
Now, Gary has less than 72 hours to defeat an evil processed meat that could destroy the very foundation of this country.
“GARY, THE BOMB, IT’S IN THE SAUSAGE LINKS!”
Robert Downey Jr is Gary Plant, and this summer he’ll be bringing home the BACON in…”PEARLS BEFORE SWINE”
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