Well I’ll Be A Tractor’s Tampon

I have compiled a list of phrases in which animals are present, and a lot did NOT make the list, but these are the ones I have the most problems with:
THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM-How the hell does this one even work? People say “It’d be like ignoring the elephant in the room”. First off, [...]

Pushing Buttons

Everyone does something just to bug other people, and I think I have picked a few of them. Some people love pushing other peoples buttons and making them angry, and what a better way to do that than some of the following theories:
CELL PHONES: I think some people get cell phones purely for the idea [...]

6 Months

Tomorrow is mine and Seirra’s 6 month anniversary.
Weird thinking that 6 months has gone by. Here’s the thing, I NEED to be in a relationship. I know it makes me sound like I’m not the curmudgeous (not a word, it is NOW bitches) hermit that you’ve all come to know and love from a 60 [...]

Behind Closed Doors

Have any kind of sex you want when you’re behind closed doors.
If you like dressing up in costumes, fine. If you like feet, weird but ok. If you’ve got a thing for more than 2 people, that’s cool, but let’s draw the line on what makes something a fetish and is acceptable, to what makes [...]

My Spellcheck Is Religious

Apparently the spellcheck on my version of MSWord is religious.
I was writing something tonight, and when I typed in the word “christ”, it corrected it and CAPITALIZED the “C”. Is MSWord a catholic? Is Microsoft a catholic company? What is going on here? I didn’t realize computers could be religious. Apparently, my computer is developing [...]