Have you ever had friends who get new shoes and they say they don’t fit very well at first, they have to break them in?
Does this apply to EVERYTHING you get that’s brand new, or just shoes? Cars are one examples. Do you have to just get a flat tire to break them in or do you have to get into a 15 car collision? Which one? I think this is the idea-and a great argument actually-for the people who beat their children. They’re just-literally-breaking them in. It has to happen for their children to work correctly, and honestly, I see NO PROBLEM with this argument. If your child is being a little brat and you beat them, what’re they going to do? Sure, they may hate you, but it’ll get them to do shit. I’m not condoning child violence, I’m merely saying that the argument works.
But where does all this breaking in shit stop? I mean does this apply to virgins? I really think this argument for having to break things in really works with EVERYTHING. Virgins have lots of sex with lots of guys because they are behind on their normal teenage quota, so they break in their vaginas. This is the kind of shit I think about when the rest of you are at work. Hey, somebody’s gotta do it, may as well be ME. The idea behind breaking something in is so that the more you use it, the more comfortable it becomes, which is why it fits so nicely with shoes, and cooch, weirdly enough. I have to admit though, this argument is a terrible one for some reasons.
Like people who murder other people. “Well I was just trying to break my new knife in!” No, doesn’t work that way, homicidal joe, not gettin’ away with it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go start beating my wife.
Hey, I gotta break her in.
m@rk
