It’s come to my attention that I absolutely HATE EVERYTHING.
And really, what’s to like? I mean, people tell me “positive reinforcement” works. They tell me that if I tell myself, “I am awesome, I can do anything” then that’s what will happen. That’s not true. Little kids say they’re going to President and how many of them ever get past age 8 still thinking that? Exactly. What’s to like about the world? This positive reinforcement crap has grown out of the idea that everyone is equal, every single person every animal in the world is equal. I’m sorry, but a god damned garden slug is NOT equal to me. Can a garden slug drive a honda civic? Can a garden slug play baseball? Can a garden slug go to war and die for it’s country? No, because it’s not equal to me. Now, some things are equal to me. Women, men, even children are equal to me. But there’s no way in hell that a garden slug is equal to me. The animal activists will tell me it is, but that’s because they think EVERY animal is equal to me. I’m sorry animal activist, but I have no emotional stake in garden slugs.
Positive Reinforcement. Well what’s it mean? It’s like motivation books, motivation seminars, people have to be motivated, have to feel good about themselves. Why? Most of the people who read motivation books or go to motivation seminars end up being the people who have NOTHING SPECIAL about them! Some people are just fucking LOSERS and they have to accept it. Now, as for me and my negative view on things, let me clear up something with you positive reinforcers, ok? Positive Reinforcement is a STATE OF FUCKING MIND. We made it up, we made it up because we-as a species-feel we’re better than everything and everyone else. Why are we better than animals? What makes Ted better than say, a Koala? You never see a Koala go home and beat the shit out of his wife, you never see a Koala get arrested for smuggling drugs, you never see a Koala strapping up a guys nuts to a car battery do ya? Exactly. We’re not better than animals. We just like to THINK that we are because we have hot pockets, baseball bats and submachine guns.
There was a term coined by people who are against abortion, they called it “Pro-Life”. Only human thinking could produce an idea as stupid as Pro-Life. Why are we interested in life? Well, because we’re alive. You don’t see corpses rising from the grave saying, “No, you can’t get an abortion!” The corpses don’t care! Why? BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD! Pro-Life, Sanctity Of Life, Positive Reinforcement, they’re all human ideas, human planning, and BAD ones at THAT. What we’ve got here is a planet full of people who are completely narcissistic, egotistical and self-absorbed that they actually have created the phrase “Pro-Life”. These people who do anything to get you born, but if you just HAPPEN to be gay once you’re born, YOU’RE FUCKED and those same people DON’T GIVE A SHIT.
Positive Reinforcement, pffft, fuck you positive reinforcement.
m@rk
