Archive for June 2, 2009

Where’s George

Posted in Uncategorized on June 2, 2009 by vandelayinc

I don’t know if any of you know about a website called http://www.wheresgeorge.com but it is FUCKIN’ CREEPY.

Years ago, when I was in middle school, they made us write an article in english about an article that had already been written. Fucking stupid, right? Schools are SO original. The article that was written was about a company that had produced a product that you could implant into your child through a surgery and it would track where they are at all times, in case they get kidnapped or something to that effect. Where’s George is the currency version of this. What where’sgeorge is is a website where you can input dollar bill information, and it tracks where your dollar bill has been throughout it’s life, and the span of time it’s existed, and how long it’s taken it to travel from one place to another.

It’s like a wire tapping service for cash, it’s FUCKING CREEPY. These people can track where your money has been. Just take a look at the dollar bill for a second.
dollar bill
You see that little green string of numbers down there near the bottom corner? It’s like cash DNA. It’s how they track your money. It’s basically a serial number, like a computer, ironically enough. They also have the date, and with both of those, they can find any dollar bill in the WORLD. Now is it just me, or does this sound a LITTLE illegal in the fact that they are infringing on my dollar bill privacy rights?

They shouldn’t be able to track money, that’s FUCKED UP. They already wire tap our phones, they have our addresses, they know our social security, there’s cameras everywhere. We have no privacy enough already and now they want to track the online porn I’m purchasing?! No thank you! I’m sick and tired of my privacy being taken by people who are only going to use my information for their own nefarious purposes and monetary gain. These people aren’t watching your cash for no reason, these people are watching your cash for the same reason we don’t have social security and nobody can get health care and the same reason that everyone over 50 can never retire because their retirement funds don’t exist anymore…THEY WANT THEIR MONEY BACK. We are in a recession, we owes millions to China, and they WANT THEIR MONEY BACK. Why is their no money going to education? Because THEY need it. Why is there no more retirement funds, because THEY want it. Why do we owe China millions of dollars?

Because America may be good at going into other countries and kicking the shit out of them, but because of the lack of funds to schools, nobody ever learned how to do math and so everyone in the government helped our country go overbudget and owe millions to China, because THEY are GOOD at math, because they had the money for their education.

America, land of the free, home of the brave, country of the mathematically challenged.

m@rk