Alcohol is the ONLY reason procreation works! People can’t POSSIBLY find one another attractive, it’s why people close their eyes when they KISS! It’s why they have sex with the lights off! It’s why the wedding vow isn’t “Do you take Stephen Flores”, it’s “Do you take THIS MAN?!”
Your life began because of bourbon, ok? [...]
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