I decided to actually have FUN for once on this blog and did an experiment, the following is what occurred. I took the alphabet and plugged into Google the phrase “How To Be A” followed by whatever letter I was on, starting at the front of the alphabet. Here are the results. The first one that is there is the top result, the rest are just one I thought were worth an honorable mention:
how to be a actor/assassin
how to be a better person/bounty hunter/badass
how to be a contestant on deal or no deal/con artist
how to be a DJ/drug dealer
how to be an emo/escort
how to be a firefighter/freak in bed
how to be a good kisser (actually, everything associated with G equals being a better something)
how to be a hacker/hot guy or girl/hobo/hitman
how to be a insurance agent
how to be a journalist/jedi/jew/jerk
how to be a knight
how to be a leader
how to be a model/mermaid
how to be a ninja
how to be an optometrist
how to be a player/pimp/princess
how to be a quarterback/queen/quaker
how to be a rockstar/redneck/real man
how to be a spy/superhero/sniper
how to be a teacher/tease
how to be a ufc fighter/urban ninja
how to be a vampire/victoria secret model/vigilante
how to be a wedding planner/wizard/witch/werewolf/womanizer
how to be a x ray technician
how to be a yoga instructor
how to be a zookeeper/zombie/zillionare
And here is the full list when I typed in merely the phrase “How To Be”
good kisser
good girlfriend
ninja
player
spy
good boyfriend
model
good wife
gangster
And the top searched thing on google under the phrase “How To Be” is…..
how to be anorexic
god damnit world.
m@rk
