Permanent Makeup

Yes, now there’s a solution for those completely vain, yet BUSY people!

Permanent Makeup! (http://www.permanentcosmeticsbytheresa.com/) Yes this a SERIOUS thing. Now you can wake UP looking like a clown, you vain ladies, which saves you whores time for sleeping with more guys! That’s about a half, so you can squeeze in (no pun intended) 5 more guys! Fantastic! This is like waking up in a suit for work for men. This is SO fucking vain it makes me sick to my FUCKING STOMACH. First off, women who wear makeup-and I may have already made this statement on this blog earlier-women who wear makeup are LYING. They are covering up their natural beauty. It’s like these fucking men who wear cologne or women who wear perfume. You don’t need it, you’re own natural scent is MORE ATTRACTIVE. I don’t want to fuck a girl doused in perfume! What the hell would I tell my friends, “It was great, it was like fucking a pineapple!”

I think what this permanent makeup panders to is scene girls. Girls who are always at clubs, sleeping with any guy they can find and are just total and absolute whores. What I love about products is that when they try and reach new audiences, they always name celebrities who use their product. So of course this one does just the same, and who do they name? Pamela Anderson and CHER. Good fucking choices. REALLY makes me wanna buy it NOW! Cher, pffft.

When all is over in this world, only two things will be left. Cockroaches and Cher.

m@rk