Fuck Mars
Apparently, Nasa is going to shoot a missile at the moon.
Yeah, from what I’ve read, they’re hoping that if they shoot a missile at the moon-which will make a 6 mile high blast, by the way-it will unearth some water. Or, unmoon some water rather. They want to find if there’s water in the planet to see if they can make it possible to have people living there. That’s NOT what a rocket is going to do. Nasa is stupid in THIS voyage. What this thing is GOING to do is knock the moon out of orbit, too close to the Earth and cause tsunamis and the end of civilization. THAT’S what it’s gonna do.
And I can’t believe Nasa even thought they even needed a REASON. Nasa is so acclaimed in their work to the public that they could do anything they WANTED without a reason at this point. “Oh yeah, well we here at Nasa are impregnating Chickens with the fertilized eggs of a transexual women. Why did we do this?…We don’t know…maybe we were high.” I mean I wouldn’t have a reason. If I was going to blow up the moon I’d just be like, “Yeah, I don’t like the way it looks at me okay? It follows me at night and watches me have sex, it’s creepy. IT HAS TO DIE.”
It also makes Nasa sound a little lazy. Think of this for a second. In 1969, Nasa actually sent a shuttle that landed on the moon and a man took his first steps EVER in humanity on it. That was a HUGE accomplishment! If you believe it happened. But now, in 2009, we’re just gonna shoot shit at it. We went from trained people with high IQ’S working diligently around the clock to accomplish large feats never been accomplished by the simple man…to shooting shit at the moon. Nasa has become FUCKING LAZY. They’re not even sending a shuttle out there to do it. If they at least had a shuttle to shoot a rocket at the moon with, then maybe it’d make sense, but no, in this case, they’re just gonna fire a rocket at the moon, like it’s “Asteroids” or something. What the fuck Nasa?
And why the moon? Why not Mars? The moon at least DOES shit for us, it gives us light and makes waves! What the FUCK has Mars done recently? NOTHING! That’s right. Mars is a useless fuckin’ planet. For gods sakes, Mars is such a useless planet, we needed to FIND something for it to do. We named a candy bar after this planet, it couldn’t do anything ITSELF, so we had to FIND something for it to do. Pathetic.
Fuck Mars.
m@rk
