I remember when I was a little kid and I had to use dial up for the internet.
The main provider back then was generally AOL and it usually took about 15 minutes to get online, and then even loading stuff took FOREVER. But time progressed, and now I am connected virtually 24/7 WHICH IS A [...]
Archive for June, 2009
The Bible Is A Prop
June 22, 2009Obama, A Fly & 36 Skinned Kittens
June 19, 2009OH MY GOD, THE PRESIDENT KILLED A FLY.
Yeah, the President killed a Fly and PETA FLIPS THE FUCK OUT. Peta goes, “Well, he kills insects, he’s not a REAL man. We can’t like him now.” Yeah, their statement actually read like a fortune cookie, it was, “He is not the Buddha, most often humans act [...]
Vanity Plates
June 16, 2009Facebook just made a huge change to their site by allowing people to add their names at the end of their facebook URL. So now instead of http://www.facebook.com/36559ghege7 or whatever, it’s http://www.facebook.com/tombenny. One of my friends on the site updated their status asking-and I quote-”I’m old and I don’t understand, what’s the big deal about [...]
Permanent Makeup
June 11, 2009Yes, now there’s a solution for those completely vain, yet BUSY people!
Permanent Makeup! (http://www.permanentcosmeticsbytheresa.com/) Yes this a SERIOUS thing. Now you can wake UP looking like a clown, you vain ladies, which saves you whores time for sleeping with more guys! That’s about a half, so you can squeeze in (no pun intended) 5 more [...]
Father’s Day
June 10, 2009I’m going to tell you a story.
When I was, oh I’d say maybe 11, my real father and his brother took me for a ride on their Harley Davidson Motercycle. Who the FUCK in their right mind puts an 11 year old boy on a motercycle!? HONESTLY?! Everytime I’d ask him if he was going [...]
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