Fathers Go To Hell

If there’s one member of the family that goes to hell, it’s fathers for SURE.
Fathers are the main source of the worlds problems, so sit back, relax and watch as I dismantle everything you’ve ever held dear. Here we fuckin’ go.
For the sake of making it easier to follow, I’ll say “men” instead of “fathers”. [...]

Everybody Vs Everybody

Everyone hates everyone.
The public hates politicians because they lie. Politicians hate the public because they’re complaining 24/7 about what’s wrong. The public will whine about the dumbest problems and not worry about what the real problems are, which is what the politicians are wanting to fix. However, the politicians never FIX what they say they [...]

License To Breed

For some reason, breeding, the most dangerous thing in the WORLD, is the one thing that DOESN’T require a license.
I mean, think of all the things you DO need a license for:

Fishing License
Drivers License
Gun License
Business License
Marriage License

I mean you need a license to catch a fish but you don’t need a license to have a [...]

Barbie Is Smart

I’m sick and tired of hearing how dumb Barbie is.
Everywhere you go, everyone says, “Barbie is a HORRIBLE influence on our children! She’s a bad role model, her outfits give our little girls bad impressions and teach them not to be women and blahblahblah I don’t get fucked enough by my husband so I bitch”. [...]

Space Is Cool

Space is cool, and anything you add to after the word space sounds even COOLER.
Take bears for instance. Bears are already naturally badass, but SpaceBears, oh SHIT. Now THAT is cool. For some reason, space just has the ability to make things sound even cooler than they already are. Certain words do that, lasers is [...]