Alright, let’s get one fucking thing straight here. CHILD PROOF LOCKS ARE AN EPIC FUCKING FAIL.
Yeah, alright, so here we go. A few kids are retarded and decided, “Hey, let’s open this bottle of pills, they look like candy!” So they take these pills, so some idiot decides that kids are stupid (no SHIT) and decides to market the idea of Child Safety Locks for medicine. Alright, a good idea in the TECHNICAL SENSE. Bad fucking idea in the “Hey, I have to buy medicine for my grandma” sense. A lot of people who use medicine-let’s face it-are OLD people! And old people AREN’T STRONG. Hell, I’m just about 20 and even I have a fucking hard time opening child proof medicine caps! What if you’re having like, some sort of food allergy attack and you need to get to that medicine but it’s A CHILD PROOF CAP! You could DIE before you open the fucking thing!
SOLUTION: Keep it OUT OF SIGHT. Put it up on a shelf, inside a cabinet and lock the CABINET. Have the key on your person at ALL TIMES. I mean, it’s NOT that difficult. And let’s face it, some child need to be phased out. It’s called “Survival of the Fittest”. Let nature kill of the weak fucks and the stupid fucks to make way for the smart and strong fucks. NOT THAT HARD. But some people insist we save EVERYTHING! Like parents who save teeth. Why the fuck would you save a tooth?! It’s not gonna GROW anymore! I mean, we need to come to an understanding that not EVERY CHILD has to be saved. We don’t have to protect kids from EVERYTHING. You try and protect kids from bullying, what fuckin’ good is that gonna do? Then they won’t learn how to defend themselves! Anyway, back to the point, childproof locks.
People babyproof their house when they have children. They put plastic over outlets, they put away anything that could harm a child, they put up baby gates, I mean some people are REALLY fucking anal about it. So here’s my question. Why are we so nice to babies, and not as nice to old people?! Babies get their own room in the house and have all this medicine for them, with their own doctor and are well taken care of. Your parents meanwhile are shoved in fuckin’ Better Days Retirement Home! If we’re going to say everyone is equal, that means EVERYONE. You fucking hypocritical society leech. These people babyproof their house to the extent of where THEY can’t even use it! I have such a hard time opening a child proof medicine bottle because they make it FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, so my fear of having some sort of attack and not being able to open the battle is right there out in the possibility factor!
We need to fix some of this shit, let’s stop horsing around and get to work people. I’ll sit here and command you, while you do it.
That seems fair enough, right? And if we’re trying to protect children, why the hell do we say “don’t take candy from strangers” and then dress them up for Halloween to TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS?!
m@rk
