Archive for July 9, 2009

Reverse Breakup

Posted in Uncategorized on July 9, 2009 by vandelayinc

How come when someone doesn’t want to be in a relationship anymore, they act like a douche in order to get the OTHER person (the one who generally wants to FIX the relationship) to leave, and when the other person DOES leave, THEY are considered the asshole?

Like, if you get divorced and go around tell everyone, “Hey I’m leaving Billy, I just can’t do it anymore” and all this shit, doesn’t that make THEM the asshole? Why would anyone give any sort of condolances and garner any sympathy towards her? BILLY is the one who should get sympathy. If you walk out of a marriage or relationship, it means YOU don’t want to be there, it means YOU don’t want to work on the problems. See the problem with this is it can go either way. You either walk out because you don’t want to be there and are branded an asshole, or you walk out because you can’t stand abuse or something anymore, and are STILL branded an asshole. Either way, you’re gonna be the asshole if you’re the one walking out.

And if prostitution or selling sex is illegal, why is it that when someone gets in a relationship or gets married, they’re considered “off the market”? Phone Sex is legal. Phone sex is LEGAL. But regular sex isn’t? I mean, I guess it’d be safer, but really, what’s the fuckin’ difference? It’s STILL sex, people call up and PAY to have phone sex! They’re still PAYING for orgasms! The definition of prostitution needs to be changed, because they say, “It’s illegal to pay for sexual services.” But then people rent/buy porn dvds, magazines and phone sex, so what the definition SHOULD be is, “It’s illegal to pay for someone to PERFORM sexual services on you.”

And compensation is another thing that needs to be talked about. They say guys who buy big trucks are compensating for something. I wonder if this holds true to Texas, because Texas honestly has the most overcompensating tagline for their state, their slogan literally is, “Everything Is Bigger In Texas”. Talk about some fuckin’ insecurity issues! That also means their egos are inflated, which means they only THINK everything in Texas is bigger. I’ve never been to Texas myself, but I can’t say I’ve ever seen a 5′4 foot baby. SHIT IS NOT BIGGER IN TEXAS. YOUR DICK WILL ALWAYS BE SMALL.

m@rk