Space Is Cool
Space is cool, and anything you add to after the word space sounds even COOLER.
Take bears for instance. Bears are already naturally badass, but SpaceBears, oh SHIT. Now THAT is cool. For some reason, space just has the ability to make things sound even cooler than they already are. Certain words do that, lasers is another one. Like grid by itself, NOT too entertaining. But a LASERGRID, fuck YES it’s entertaining. Space makes anything sound cool. Spacesharks, spacetoast, spacechainsaws…I mean the list is literally endless.
However space DOESN’T help certain things, like laundry. Spacelaundry. That just doesn’t sound anymore riveting than laundry already ISN’T. Laundry is laundry no matter where you do it.
Space even makes some stuff that you’d never WANT sound awesome. Like, I wouldn’t want a tumor, that’s just a horrible thing to have. But I’ll be damned if I’m gonna sit here and not want a fucking spacetumor. Basically, anything with space in front of it sounds awesome, and I don’t care if you agree with me or not, it’s just a fucking LAW OF NATURE.
But not regular nature.
SPACENATURE.
m@rk
July 27, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Spacelaundry actually sounds a lot worse than normal laundry.
July 27, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Doesn’t it? I mean laundry is difficult and boring enough already but do we really need our clothes floating away while we’re trying to fold them? I mean come ON, how freaking hard has the task gotta BE?
m@rk