License To Breed
For some reason, breeding, the most dangerous thing in the WORLD, is the one thing that DOESN’T require a license.
I mean, think of all the things you DO need a license for:
- Fishing License
- Drivers License
- Gun License
- Business License
- Marriage License
I mean you need a license to catch a fish but you don’t need a license to have a child? What the FUCK? I’m sorry, this just seems WRONG in SO many ways! I mean, there should be a screening process. Anyone who is an alcoholic or a drug addict is automatically thrown out, and you should have to have had at LEAST 10 years of schooling-GOOD SCHOOLING where you actually LEARN something, not the kind of schooling where you just go for 5 days a week to compare clothing-whether or not you’ve graduated. A basic grip of the english language and basic math skills should apply too.
Children turn out mostly fucked up because of their parents, but their parents would NEVER fucking admit that, so this is why we need a screening process. If you meet the requirements, then you’re allowed to breed. Now, however, there would be a loophole. How would you follow people that have sex and birth children WITHOUT having been consulted for a license? Well, it’d be hard. Driving a car is dangerous yes, because you mainly endanger your own life, but having a child endangers EVERYONE’S life involved. The childs, your lovers and your own, not to mention the family OUTSIDE of yours. There should be a child license or a breeding license.
Of course this will NEVER happen because it almost falls into the category or martial law, and people have a problem following ANY sort of law. Even the ones that protect their lives. Why is this? Is it because are stubborn or think they know better? No. It’s because people are fucking STUPID, and stupid people breed stupid kids.
Which seems to be almost EVERYONE.
m@rk
