Archive for August, 2009

Truth About Cheating

August 31, 2009

Cheating. What makes men do it and what makes men afraid WOMEN will do it? I can answer both right now.
Men cheat because-here’s the answer you all should’ve been given originally-women are GULLIBLE. Women remain naive. Women have been taught by movies and media that “true love” exists and he just “may be the one [...]

You’re An Oxymoron

August 30, 2009

Oxymorons are about the biggest pain in Grammar’s kidneys this side of Euphimisms. Seriously. An Oxymoron is a combination of contradictory or incongruous words, such as ‘Cruel Kindness’ or ‘Jumbo Shrimp’ or ‘Fox News’ or ‘Mcdonalds Food’. It is a literary figure of speech in which opposite or contradictory words, terms, phrases or ideas are [...]

Facebook Problems

August 26, 2009

Okay, this is just one streaming pile of angry HATE, so be prepared for some random anger.
The first thing is this group issue. Seriously, we need to fix this. I went to search for The Jonas Brothers just to see what came up and there were 500000000 (NOT a fucking joke) pages! There was The [...]

Family Friendly

August 25, 2009

I was on youtube the other day and I was listening to a song. On the other side of the video, in the “related video” column, there was the same song, but labeled, “clean”, as in the clean edited no swearing version. This is a stupid idea.
I once heard a musical artist say, “I do [...]

I Just Solved Every Problem Ever

August 24, 2009

I’ve finally discovered the secret to the lifelong question, “Why are we here?”
Because we WANNA be.
Listen, the earth was created. Earth became inhabited. Earth became somewhat UNinhabited. Then we, the people came along. Yeah, you like that little wordplay. We the people came along. We evolved and evolved until we were able to start building [...]