You Have No Purpose

Isn’t it funny that you were possibly born because of the following sentence: “Hey, Wheel of Fortune’s not on, let’s fuck.”
I mean think about these two facts:
1.) They say everyone has a purpose on this earth
2.) A LOT of children are unplanned
About 1 in 2 pregnancies are unplanned. That is, over three million of the [...]

Some More Problems With English

LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. ROFL. ROFLMFAO.
We know these. They’re called “text slang”. LOL is a commonly used phrase and everyone-yes, including myself-uses it. We use it only in chat speak though, well…MOST of us do. There IS that rare idiot that actually does hang out with people and says, “That is SO funny, Todd, LOL!” but [...]

Why I Can Prove Your Conspiracy Theory Wrong

I love conspiracy theories.
I do. I love the thoughts and ideas that are articulated, the prophecies that people claim to know and everything about them. But here’s the problem. They’re for FUN. Ok? In between watching “King of the Hill” and “Eraserhead” last night, I flipped to a show on the history channel to view [...]

Live For The Moment

People are never happy with living in the moment, and I will answer why right now.
Everyone is always making doomsday predictions, claiming they can see the future, and having lead past lives. We’re always looking for a way to see into our own future or our own demise and the reason is because people are [...]

We’re Afraid Of Us

According to this story, a couple had their children taken away from them because of bathtime photos.
This is the problem in this country now, we’ve forgotten our values. Wasn’t there as time, back in the day, when we were all mortified of having our dates see embarassing photos of us as small children in compromising [...]