Life In Tupperware

I was at the bank the other day and they pulled out a binder with the statement “M-Z” on it. It meant anyone who’s names started with M and went to Z (Zorro maybe?) ended up in that binder and that’s when it struck me that everything we do ends up in a small container. [...]

Heartburn Is Bullshit

I saw a commercial last night where it was a woman who drank coffee and ate something but got heartburn, so she took ZANTAC; a medication that relieves heartburn. It basically was saying, “Go ahead and keep doing whatever it is that’s giving you heartburn, because we’ve come up with something to make it go [...]

Guilt Trip Central

According to THIS article, Ikea is racist and has a dark side. According to a documentary I saw one time, Wal-Mart is a cruel cruel store and according to various claims over the years, Walt Disney is a bigot and a jew hater. But here’s the ultimate question for all of these that nobody ever [...]

The Reason Punk Is Dead

I hate to do this to everyone who loves punk music, but it IS dead and I CAN prove it.
Back when punk first came out, the entire idea behind it was to piss of the squares. To rebel, you know? To fight the system. Same with getting pierced (especially if you’re a man) and getting [...]

Colonizing Deep Space

Well, a little while ago, I wrote about how NASA was going to fire a rocket at the moon. You can read about that here. Well apparently-according to this article-they actually did find a substantial amount of water on the moon, which indicates that people could start colonizing it one day.
Fantastic. Just what the universe [...]