Ultimate Americans
I was looking for a fan page for Janeane Garofalo on Facebook a couple minutes ago and I found a group called “Americans Against Jeaneane Garofalo”. This is what it said in their “about” statement on the sidebar:
“Recently I saw the extreme left wing anti American (in my opinion) Janeane Garofalo running her mouth on the news against the demonstrators at the tea parties across America on April 15th. She spoke heavily against these people and stated that they were all Redneck Racists. Apparently an American speaking against the current administration is automatically a racist. well I will not stand for this. This group is designed for people to speak out against people (mainly celebrities who think they are political figures) who run their mouths and spew stupid utterances. Say what you want.”
You want me to say what I want, Joe Dumbass? Alrighty then, let the madness begin. I have come up with a new term for these people. They’re what I call “Ultimate Americans”. These are the people who think that anyone who says anything bad about America is automatically a racist or a bad person or unamerican or antiamerican or just a plain fucking idiot. Their entire platform is based around the idea of “Freedom of speech for all, unless it’s AGAINST us”. You ever notice that? That these Ultimate Americans are all for freedom of speech as long as it’s not used AGAINST them? The first word to be said, the person to cast the first stone against America is automatically labeled a bad person. If the Government didn’t want us saying bad things about them, they’d remove the ammendment. Apparently, they DO want people to have free speech and to voice their opinions. Voicing opinions is what makes the country grow. It allows other people to think new things and get others interested in that way of thinking, even if that IS a bit of a dangerous position.
But these Ultimate Americans are the ones who are idiots. They’re the people who think the Army is an amazing thing, they’re the ones who think everyone should have a flag hanging outside their homes. These Ultimate Americans are the ones against freedom of speech! They’re against things CHANGING. The world is changing, you can’t fight it, you HAVE to change with it, unless you want to look like a complete and total douchebag and I don’t know about YOU, but I don’t want to look like a total bag of douche. This guy claims that she’s against America because she said something bad about our current Government? Well you know what. I agree. Obama HASN’T been doing that great of a job. Does that make me racist? Just because someone says “Well Gerald, that black guy, from accounting isn’t doing a good job, we’re going to have to let him go” doesn’t make them racist, it means Gerald from accounting ISN’T DOING A GOOD FUCKING JOB! It doesn’t make someone racist to speak out against Obama, it makes OPINIONATED. It makes them a free thinker. It means they have thoughts and feelings that they think are worth hearing.
I’m sick of these Ultimate America bastards. These people who still live behind the idea of “A car in every garage and a chicken in every pot.” I’m sick of these people who think the army is the best thing to ever happen to this country. Excuse me Mr. and Mrs. Anti-Opinion, the Army is probably the WORST thing to happen to this country. I hate the god damned marine commercials that say “There’s strong…and then there’s Army Strong”. There’s no difference! Strong is strong, ok!? If you’ve looked at any fucking thing the army has done in the past until now, you will find out that POW’S and people used in our OWN country in our OWN army has test subjects and what have you who were told they were taken care of are NOT taken care of. They claim to be make you into a hero, but you can be a hero just by sending 5 cents every week to a kid in Africa who has no shoes and no food. A hero has a fluctuating definition, alright? The more you talk to these Ultimate Americans and these Army people about war and hostages and 9/11, the more you realize that murder is NEGOTIABLE. It’s negotiable. It depends on who’s killing and who’s getting killed.
Ultimately, these Ultimate Americans are the ones who say you have rights. Rights are a state of mind, alright? They don’t exist. Have you ever SEEN a right? I don’t know what they look like. I’ve only seen them written in word and just because it’s written in word doesn’t make it existing. Narnia’s only written in word. Rights don’t exist, and if rights DO exist, then they fall under the same category as “opinions” and “freedom of speech”. For instance, it’s either “you can say anything” in this country or “you can say NOTHING” in this country. Same with rights. Example. I think I have the right to say anything I want in this country and about this country. However, I also believe that if you don’t like what I’ve said about this country, that you have the right to KILL ME. So where’s a fairer fuckin’ deal than THAT?
m@rk
