Peter Pan Syndrome
My mother told me yesterday that a boy who has a good relationship with his mother will be a good husband, and a girl who has a good relationship with her father will be a good wife and together they’d make a good couple. She said I was lucky I grew up without a father and that I instead grew up with her. First of all, let’s get one fucking thing straight, ok? We need to stop these couples who break up when they have kids. I’m sick of these people who get divorced over “irreconcilable differences”. What’s that even mean? You thought the TV looked good in one place and she didn’t and therefore she’s an evil bitch and you want out? Fuck that shit. FIX YOUR PROBLEMS. The only reason a lot of couples don’t make it through issues-especially these young married couples-is because that eventually they realize they have issues but they don’t talk about them. They NEVER talk about them. I ask my girlfriend serious things because I WANT us to talk about them, rather than push them down and deny they’re there like your sons budding homosexuality. Or fullblown homosexuality! And a little off topic here for a second; I’ve coined a new homosexual term for gay men, it’s called being a Farmer. Because you’re always tending to a cock.
My point is this “irreconcilable differences” thing is pure and utter bullshit. You shouldn’t be ashamed or think you’ll be looked at weird if you start doing family or couple therapy. Fuck, MILLIONS of people do it! Think about it like this. How weird can you be honestly if you do couple therapy? You can’t think you’re the only ones out there doing couple therapy BECAUSE THEY DON’T MAKE A WHOLE FUCKING FIELD AND CAREER FOR JUST TWO PEOPLE! Alright? Glad we got that settled. Secondly, you need to get your shit fixed for a number of different reasons. I mean who wants to honestly break up and have THAT as their reason? I mean if it was something along the lines of “Tom and Kate are breaking up because Tom chased Kate with a hacksaw claiming he was only doing it for love” then sure, that would work. That’s acceptable. Beating or anything like that, that’s an acceptable reason. The second reason is pure and simple: THE KIDS. Now, the kids get shit on in EVERY DIVORCE EVER. You ever notice that? They say, “It’s not your fault Timmy. It’s not your fault that daddy beats mommy with a golf club every night, goes out, gets shitfaced drunk and goes and defiles a painting of Jesus then comes home and rapes your 2 year old sister, it’s not your fault.”
The couple proceeds to argue over who gets what kid for which holiday and stupid bullshit like that, but here’s the thing you have to know. Once you’re an adult, YOU’RE and adult. Here’s the more important thing you have to know. Once you’re a PARENT, you’re a FUCKING PARENT. You have taken the duty of raising a child. A blank slate. They need to be filled with you’re knowledge of how to be a person in society and life. How to survive. How the FUCK is THAT going to happen if you aren’t even around?! You need to be there to take pride if they become a future rapist, or a future murderer or a future….accountant. I don’t know. Some people like breaking bones and hymens, others like breaking numbers, just depends on your interests. I like Michael Jackson, but even HE said “I’m just a kid! I’ve just got the innocent soul of a kid!” These people have Pete Pan Syndrome, where-in they believe that they will never grow up. Listen, I don’t care WHAT the fuck you got, alright? Once you have kids, IT’S TIME TO START ACTING LIKE A FUCKING ADULT. You’ve brought life into this world, ok? Screaming, disgusting, pooping life. Man up. Own up. The JIG is up, it’s time to GROW THE FUCK UP.
Personally, you need both your parents I think, because you need both those halves. You get raised by just your father and you become a murderer, you get raised by just your MOTHER and you become a giant pussy. It’s that mix that you need, so you can WANT to be a rapist, but just not have the confidence in yourself to go through with it. It’s important to get that mix. It’s why most killers come from BROKEN HOMES or most gang members come from BROKEN FAMILIES. You need that mix. Personally, if I HAD to pick one, I’d rather be a giant pussy. My reasoning? Well, you won’t go to prison, and come on, killing people has GOT to get boring and repetative over time. Think about it. Once you’re an adult and a parent, the fun time is over. Life begins. And THAT my friends, is a fact.
m@rk
