Pet Peeves

*People who use their cell phone while driving
*People who kick the back of your chair while at a movie
*People who park vans in compact spaces
*People who say, “Let there be light” everytime they flip a switch on in a room
*People who fuck up your shoes by stepping on the back of them
*People who shout “Drop it!” the moment a conversation heads into an unwanted direction
*People who refuse to take into account they have a backpack on when turning near people
*People who take forever to leave a parking space while people are CLEARLY waiting for it
*People who put you on speakerphone without warning
*Retail clerks who ignore the live customer to help the one that interrupts via phone
*How on TV, gifts come in a separately wrapped box and lid for easy opening
*People who sit beside you in a movie theater or a subway or a bus when there are CLEARLY tons of other seats available
*Couples that own a dog and call themselves “Mommy & Daddy”
*Double Negatives
*People who push alcohol at social functions
*Improper terms such as “PIN Number” & “ATM Macine”
*Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists
*People who write “noone” instead of “No one”
*When you’re eating candy and someone asks if they can have the red one
*When you can’t tell if someone is male or female
*People who write “Keep in touch!” in your yearbook, and then never speak to you again
*Unexpected company
*When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.
*People who read over your shoulder on public transportation.
*People who use internet jokes in real life.
*People who chew with their mouth open.
*Families that have more than four children.
*Guys who go around with a hand covering their crotch because that’s what rappers do.
*Restaurant sandwiches with clever names.
*People who overuse hyperbole.
*People who use words without knowing what they mean.
*Kids who walk with their pants sagging halfway down their ass.
*People who say, “No pun intended” when there was no pun.
*People who stand on an escalator like it’s a fucking ride.
*Women with waaay too much makeup.
*Cutesy intentional misspellings, IE; “UR” for “you are”.
*People who say things like, “I was myspacing the other day…”.
*People who try to excuse away their shortcomings – including me.
*People who are computer-illiterate.
*People who write an exact copy of themselves into a fictional story.
*People who write fanfiction and take it seriously.
*Romantic comedies.
*People who take their dogs on car rides.
*Teenage girls who take a purse to school instead of a backpack.
*People who dress their pets up in tiny clothes.
*People who are overly obsessed with anime.
*Teenage girls who fall in love with fictional characters.
*How I can’t gamble and lose money before I’m 21 but I can buy a pack of cigarettes and damage my health at 18.
*Wearing hats at school indicates that you’re in a gang.
*People who answer the phone while using the bathroom.
*All things High School Musical related or otherwise.
*People who don’t dress their toddlers and just keep them in diapers.
*People who use self helps books-considering the term doesn’t even make sense.
*People who refuse to learn your name.
*People who do things intentionally to make you jealous.
*People who tell you to do something, then criticize how it’s done.
*People with call important people by their initials.
*People who edit things while reading outloud, and then expect you to be able to read along.
*People who complain about being in the rain, and then go home and take a shower.
*People who stop at a green light.
*People who don’t continue driving at a green light.
*When a computer app unexpectedly quits and then a message pops up saying, “This program has unexpectedly quit” NO SHIT.
*Having hundreds of channels, and the only thing on is on a channel you DON’T have.
*People who PAY for pornography.
*People who say statutory rape, because rape means “forced sex” and statutory just means “sex with a minor” but even statutory is willing, so it’s not forced, so therefore IT’S NOT RAPE!
*Schools who force children to pay for their lunches.
*Parks/Playgrounds without SWINGS.

more to come!!!